When we first arrived in Europe, we went to Austria because it got in the way between Switzerland and Germany, and we ended up passing through at least 5 times. Enough was enough and we finally stopped in Bregenz for a few days. Like Switzerland, every mountain around has at least one restaurant and cable car to the top and on fine days are covered with Austrians with knee high socks, felt hats and walking sticks. It’s no piss take, that’s just how they dress in these parts